they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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