your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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