your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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