i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
