I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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