I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
