i don't like sucking hair
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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