I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.