Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out