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• (586): View more from Michigan

  There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.

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  It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them

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  Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!

  (708): View more from Illinois

  read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured

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  I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.

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• (818): View more from California

  I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.

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