i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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