I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Quick, to the slutcave!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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