If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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