I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Randomize
