I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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