I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.