dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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