I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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