Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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