i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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