Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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