nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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