did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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