Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
We're too hungover to prance.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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