Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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