god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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