is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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