2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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