my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
the liver wants what the liver wants
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
