This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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