Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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