sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Did I show you my penis last night?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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