I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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