i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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