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(269): View more from Michigan

did you hook up austin?

(248): View more from Michigan

No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

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(850): View more from Florida

You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.

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(914): View more from New York

vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable

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(716): View more from New York

she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper

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(248): View more from Michigan

There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style

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(847): View more from Illinois

Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.

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(302): View more from Delaware

well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

what happened to you last night?

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me

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