My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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