And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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