There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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