Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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