she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
it's like iHOP with fire
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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