Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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