i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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