that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
