The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
