she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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