well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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