Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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