Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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