Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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