I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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