Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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