found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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