He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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