Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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