Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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