office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize