don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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